| Making their way all the way from Yale, these comfortable, 100% cotton thongs are great for the university girl (or boy) in your life. The Yale mascot, Handsome Dan, stands in front of the crotch protecting your jewels from those naughty Harvard boys. A few years ago, we got these thongs from one of the shops that sells Yale memorabilia on Broadway. Yale asked the licensee to discontinue them as they might "tarnish and dilute" Yale's elite university image, and they have now been banned from sale by Yale authorized licensees. So this is an exclusive overstock collector's item, and we only have five left. By the way, though these were purchased a few years ago, they are not used! The tags are still on them. Unfortunately, we now have to sell them for $2500 each to help pay for our legal defense should Yale sue us, as they are now threatening to do. So hurry: get your historical Ivy League thong! These will never be reproduced. |
