Is it an oversized spatula? I think not! This is what we at the Speakeasy call The Wooden Spanker. Itís 29 inches from tip to tip, 6 inches in width, solid wood, hand-crafted (each one slightly different from another), stainable, paintable, lightweight, and loads of fun. We want you to have one so badly, there's free shipping and handling! It is great for the naughty butt seeking to be well paddled or professional dominas wishing to amuse (or abuse) their clients. I even think you could scoop out a calzone from a pizza oven if you got hungry after your sexy, spanking fun.
Your American Julie